The Second Most Interesting Man in the World

The Bearded Man was recently named The Second Most Interesting Man in the World, behind the spokesman for Dos Equis beer (stay thirsty my friends).  Third place finisher Donald Trump has asked for a recount.  "I finished behind some moon pie from Alabama and a foreigner?" Informed that The Bearded Man is actually from Mississippi, Mr. Trump commented, "Mississippi's a state?"