In honor of The National Park Service turning 100, The Bearded Man has announced he will visit all 58 National Parks before August 25, 2016, the official birthday. In a statement issued by his publicist, Uncle Tony, The Bearded Man proclaimed, "I just put fresh oil in the van". Uncle Tony went on to say that The Bearded Man's first stop will be Acadia National Park in Maine, on Monday, May 30th. He also called shotgun for the entire trip.
The Bearded Man was recently named The Second Most Interesting Man in the World, behind the spokesman for Dos Equis beer (stay thirsty my friends). Third place finisher Donald Trump has asked for a recount. "I finished behind some moon pie from Alabama and a foreigner?" Informed that The Bearded Man is actually from Mississippi, Mr. Trump commented, "Mississippi's a state?"
The Bearded Man resurfaces for the summer! Fresh off a third place finish at the International Moon Pie Contest in Clayhatchee, Alabama, The Bearded Man is pleased to introduce the new summer line of MountCo T's. In the honor of his third place finish – in a contest with three contestants – Mr. Bearded Man insisted on calling the new line ‘The Moon Pie Victory T's”. This was actually a better suggestion than his original idea of “Help Me Feed My Catfish T's”. To settle the matter, we negotiated a compromise and are now calling it the “Summer Vibe T” (here we are required by contract to state that we love The Bearded Man). Naming rights aside, we hope you enjoy the new Bearded Man line of summer T's.